kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

It’s the exact same for spot/zit treatment ointments and creams and such, in the usual advert we’ll see a young pre-teen to mid teens girl (though I have seen adverts with guys in them, the exact same scene plays out) getting ready for a party or something, she’ll scream bloody murder at there being a blemish on her face! and having seen these adverts on a hd tv I can tell you there ‘aint no spot on that face, not one, none whatsoever. She’ll proceed to apply the product and be on her merry way, just as spot-less as she was before she had used it. 

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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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My favourite Cards Against Humanity card is definitely

A windmill full of corpses 

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  • #so delightfully morbid #corpses #windmills #put those two together and you know what you have! #a windmill full of corpses
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Let Me In

Grouplove
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Hummus and salad sandwiches have literally become my life

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  • #hummus #UGH #SO GOOD
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gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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